Must. Have. Now.

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Possum
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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby Possum » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:34 pm

That's some goofy shit. I've been told that eggs are good for a really long time, and you can just turn them over to keep the yolks from sticking to the inside of the shell. People invent the weirdest shit.
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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby Olathejoe » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:11 am

I didn't really want to say anything but you all have been really slacking on my Christmas gifts the last few ( 50 ? ) years, so I'm going to thow this out as an idea. Feel free to chip in with others if this it out of your normal price range.

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/12400? ... fgodCmUASA
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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby pitbull » Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:10 pm

Smart Bra

Anxiously waiting for the Smart Bro now.
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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby Lawson_Raider » Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:17 pm

pitbull wrote:Smart Bra

Anxiously waiting for the Smart Bro now.


Being that it is being developed by Microsoft, gonna be interesting when one crashes whilst the user is wearing it. Blue bra of death?
This thread likely ends here.

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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby sunnyhello » Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:46 pm

Smart Bra


Whatever you do, don't take the last egg out of the fridge while stress-eating.

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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby codyh12345 » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:37 pm

Olathejoe wrote:I didn't really want to say anything but you all have been really slacking on my Christmas gifts the last few ( 50 ? ) years, so I'm going to thow this out as an idea. Feel free to chip in with others if this it out of your normal price range.

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/12400? ... fgodCmUASA




Damn you are old.....

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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby pitbull » Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:04 pm

Olathejoe wrote:I didn't really want to say anything but you all have been really slacking on my Christmas gifts the last few ( 50 ? ) years, so I'm going to thow this out as an idea. Feel free to chip in with others if this it out of your normal price range.

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/12400? ... fgodCmUASA


Joe, I think you'd be happier with a Smart Wig instead. The blue one is totally your color...
The essence of mountain biking is, and always has been, about riding your bike off road. Lycra/baggy, up/down, fast/slow - whatever. Just ride your bike. ~ Keith Bontrager

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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby Olathejoe » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:06 am

Defiantly = bold disobedience Definitely = without a doubt

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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby Flowrida » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:58 pm

Wow! That dude in the pic has is whole hand up there. Looks like he's trying to get the giblets out of a turkey. Wait til he tries to slide his palm up inside some poor sob.

How do you maintain eye contact with someone behind you? And do you really want to be looking someone in the eye that has finger in your stink hole?
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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby Olathejoe » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:47 pm

Flowrida wrote:
How do you maintain eye contact with someone behind you? And do you really want to be looking someone in the eye that has finger in your stink hole?


It's rude to ask someone out to dinner if you're not making eye contact. :shock:
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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby pitbull » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:30 am

Nothing makes a house a home more than motorcycle exhaust scented candles.
The essence of mountain biking is, and always has been, about riding your bike off road. Lycra/baggy, up/down, fast/slow - whatever. Just ride your bike. ~ Keith Bontrager

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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby Olathejoe » Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:24 pm

I never though 'we' would be competing against the egg-minder.

http://industryedge.nationalhardwaresho ... ts-of-2013

Several must.have.now items on the list. Vote for the programable thermostat you can yell at when it's too cold so 'we' can win.
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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby Possum » Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:23 pm

That's alright Joe. RapidRamen is going to win anyway.
Bike racing is good. The people you meet, the struggles you overcome, the highs and lows, the downhills, the finish lines. Bikes in general just make us better people. -Cameron Chambers

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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby tomy » Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:30 pm

Indeed. Lots of cool things there. I like Paw Pods :|

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Re: Must. Have. Now.

Postby Pink » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:21 pm

I come from a long line of people who convinced others to sleep with them.


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