Thinking about a Pocket Monkey

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Fender Bender
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Thinking about a Pocket Monkey

Postby Fender Bender » Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:00 pm

I've been told my flip cell phone is out of date and need to get a flat screen hip connector or something.

Would a pocket monkey be a better choice? If I get into trouble, I can send it for help. Charm women with it. Use as a poison food detector. Scrub my multiple reading glasses with it.

I suspect it needs food water and a mini poop dish though.

Should I insure it? Is it a liability?

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Re: Thinking about a Pocket Monkey

Postby Opie » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:14 pm

Well, according to my thorough 18 seconds of internet research, it appears you'll always have someone around to pull your finger.
“There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto.” ― Cormac McCarthy

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Re: Thinking about a Pocket Monkey

Postby Lawson_Raider » Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:59 pm

I find a trunk monkey to be more applicable.

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