Shoffner on NPR

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Shoffner on NPR

Postby Jester » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:39 am

Just heard an interview with Brett on NPR.
"A scruffy fellow built like a fire hydrant"

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Re: Shoffner on NPR

Postby shoffner » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:19 pm

Hahahahahahahaha. I haven't even heard it yet....sounds good. 8)

And there's a little truth to that, although I AM taller than a hydrant....
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Re: Shoffner on NPR

Postby Possum » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:25 pm

"911 what's your emergency?"

"Um, yeah, there's a homeless man with an ax walking around in Roanoke Park."

"Oh, it's OK sir, he's supposed to be there."
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Re: Shoffner on NPR

Postby mtwmbw » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:15 pm

Possum wrote:"911 what's your emergency?"

"Um, yeah, there's a homeless man with an ax walking around in Roanoke Park."

"Oh, it's OK sir, he's supposed to be there."


Laughing my @$$ off at that one. It is particularly funny because I met Brett at Kessler a few weeks ago on a muggy morning. I am grabbing my rogue hoe from the car and look up and here comes a muddy, shirtless Brett in cut off pants (think knicker length).

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Re: Shoffner on NPR

Postby pitbull » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:55 pm

The essence of mountain biking is, and always has been, about riding your bike off road. Lycra/baggy, up/down, fast/slow - whatever. Just ride your bike. ~ Keith Bontrager

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Re: Shoffner on NPR

Postby pitbull » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:00 pm

Oh, and much respect, Shoff.

I've had my own experience...a couple years ago I was hiking SMP, trimming with a machete (and maybe a pulaski). Ran into a few families hiking along the way, and as I emerged from the dam trailhead, walking back to my car at the marina, a park officer stopped & asked me if "everything was alright".

Sure, why do you ask? :homer:
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Re: Shoffner on NPR

Postby saturnine » Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:23 am

Keep up the good work.
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Re: Shoffner on NPR

Postby shoffner » Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:53 am

Thanks for the support all.

And thanks for spelling my name right, Tom.
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Re: Shoffner on NPR

Postby ScottL » Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:56 am

So you won't be going by Herr Schoffner?


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